Meet Kanye West. No not the man with a penchant for ALL CAPS and cherub bespoke Persian rugs but the woman Kanye West, formerly known as Linda Resa, who legally changed her name to that of the hip-hop star. Apparently she’s a huge fan of the artist and changed her name to ‘get his attention’. She recently was in court for throwing an amp through an Office Depot window also. To quote the lady herself “What started as a battery malfunction turned into a really bad day”. Worst than the day you decided to change your name to Kanye West? Surely not. Imagine how bummed the jury would have been to see her walk in to court. Watch the vid. I am off to change my name to Terius Nash and throw a printer through a Mitre 10 shop front.

P.S HOLY SHIT, just noticed her “99 Problems and Kim K Ain’t One” boobtube. So good. I take it back. Kanye West (female) can get it.